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Bodacious fish-snake elf boobies.I haz them.
Bodacious fish-snake elf boobies.I haz them.
Time ta go back ta work.Let's ask the Night Elf Mohawk hisself how he thinks this is gonna go down:Yeah, that's what I figger too.
There he were. C'thun. Been lurkin' about, waving his tentacles and drivin' buggers mad since before the Titans came. Defeated, beaten down, hidin' out deep in the sands fer thousands of years. Been takin' over the minds of the
Ya gets yer Cenarion Thicket Legplates is what. So nicely itemized fer a holy pally, so many bodacious gem sockets, so little left to the imagination. And ya gets dirty old men like Khadgar checkin' out yer arse. Dude. Put yer tongue back in yer
Seriously. Whose Frosted Flakes did this here glubbernugger pee in fer ta get assigned ta patrol the bottom of Stormwind Harbor? Hope they done issued him some cherries...
Jinnik done hearthed inta Honor Hold last night and, well, picture pretty much speaks fer itself, don't it?I guess some folks is gettin' bored, waitin' fer Cataclysm....
Wait, Orgrimmar burned down? There was fire and destruction and panic and chaos? And because I'm out here in the sticks I missed it???!?Phooey.Do you think Garrosh would burn it down again?Well, what if I offered to flash my boobs at him?What?
It had been a good day. Feralicious and I, we'd been working to curtail Southsea Pirate activity along the coast of Tanaris. The pirates are nasty, vicious folks who take the hard-earned profits earned by others, so fighting them is right and proper
I figgers when the Pilgrims done landed on Plymouth Rock, it done looked sumthin' like this.
See, they's even added a new healer class - the Holy Death Knight.(Great googly moogly, the inspection tool done truly gone FUBAR....)
Featuring Ratters and AlaydaLife is so shtrange when it's changin' yes indeedWell I seen the hard times and the aggro's been on me...hic!But I keep on tankin' like a tankin' orc doAnd I got me act together, gonna walk all over
My life fades. My vision dims.All that remain are memories.I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land.But most of all, I remember the Orc Warrior.The man we called "Rats".To understand who he was, you have to go back to another
Five Years Later ....My feet were on the floor before the first clang of the churchbell had finished ringing. No time to look for the key to the padlock on the wardrobe - one solid yank on the doors and the lock popped off. Throwing off my nightshirt,
Is patch day, so everybodies be takin' a break. Some use this time fer ta wax philosophicals, some use it ta dance. Me? I's workin' on me Zombie Farm.
Is been a few years now since Arthas done bit the big one, and peace done pretty much broke out all over. So, with no more good guys done paying me fer ta kill bad guys, I went and took me earnings and done built me a ranch. Is a nice-sized spread in
Romeo and Juliet would have been set on a PvP server.When Lady MacBeth told MacBeth ta screw his courage ta the sticking place, he'd have replied "Yeah, but do the king drop any upgrades for me?"Instead of "Once more unto the breach,
Young adventurer reaches her fifty-eighth season, and promptly drops everything fer fame and fortune in Outland.In this here case, Outland ta Jinnik means plate with brains and automatic crits with Exorcism against all them demons. I think she'll
Last night another Purge / Black Leather Undies combined retro raid team went inta the Temple of Ahn'Quawhateverthefuhg. Bugger it. We went ta AQ40. Were pretty much a roflstomp 'til we go ta these two glubberthudders, the Twin Emperors. Heckle
... when yer arch-nemesis done be defeated, most of yer members is left fer the shiny new team, but ya still got bills ta pay? Well, if yer Argent Dawn ya rents out yer Stormwind meeting hall. Is a large open space, perfects fer birthday parties, wedding
Afters waitin' in the queue fer half an hour, onlies ta get dropped inta BRD with a polearm-wielding warrior tank, young Jinnik decided she'd done had enoughs of pugging fer a bit. So she took herself over ta Andorhal, the Paladins' Playground,
...and there be her Evil Twin™Apparentlies her evil twin be a shaman. Also done need fer ta work on her tan. Her blue. Whatevers.
Hello, Alex.Hello, child.I, um, I came to say goodbye. The fighting's pretty much over, you see, and, well, I think my dad could use a hand running the lumbermill. He's over forty now, you know, and I think it's, um, more than he can handle
Galertruby says he ain't got no fuhggin' clue who "WoW Untangled" done be, but if'n they's gonna put his guides in the same categorifications as Pike's most excellent hunter guides, he ain't gonna complains.Actuallies
They are traitors to all of us. They seek to destroy our world and slay us all. They carry arcane devices to summon destructive elementals. They hide in shadows and cast dark rituals. The elude our guards and flaunt our laws. When we catch them, they
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Can you not ssee them? They are everywhere! And you jusst stand there, making anal jokes.Fine, the happy little abomination in the eyes of nature will ssave you thisss time, but don't say I didn't warn you. They'll be back, and bigger and
Phoe's been swingin' "the gels" since the say she done dinged 80. Ain't much lucks gettin' upgrades. But last night she went with some guildies ta ICC, an' lookee what she done nabbed herself. She sez she don't
Go back to Outland and get Team Shianti's behbeh warrior some phat lewtz.
Young Jinnik been on a good run lately. She done reached her 51st season, alomost entirelies by healin' dungeon runs. This weekend she cleared out Maraudon and the Sunken Temple, as well as a good-sized chunk of Blackrock Depths. She ain't even